'Sup, freaks? The name's Noah Puckerman, the self-proclaimed resident badass of Lima, Ohio. Chances are you already know that I'm gonna tell you to call me Puck, and only Puck - maybe Puckster, Puckzilla, Puckerone, Puckfasa, or Pucky Puck, if you're feelin' lucky. If you don't, you can be sure to score a nice little make out session with my undeniably huge fist.
I'm a proud Jew and have lived in Lima all my life with my mom and sister, cleaning pools since I was a freshman in high school. Now I'm 17 and a Junior at McKinley High where I rep #20 on the football field every Friday night as a hot, studly wide receiver. I'm in Glee Club, too, which I thought sucked at first, but it's pretty cool in my eyes now. I'm mostly known for tossing suckers into dumpsters, but I'm trying my best to move past that shit.
I'm into video games, waffles, cougars, and sports. If I'm not sitting outside the 7/11 tryin' to get someone to buy me a beer, you can probably catch me at Breadstix or on my Xbox Live account killing zombies, space robots, or rescuing Princess Peach. If not any of that, I'm probably being held captive by my mom watching Schindler's List during Simchat Torah.
Wanna know more, or if you just wanna hit me up for a damn good time, drop some shit in my ask box or something.